Duck Regatta

Last one in buys the bubbles

Bath gifts for someone who has everything. Each one comes with a line that makes them laugh first, and a race number that is its rank in last week's sales.

See the start list

Photo Finish fizzers, 412 sold in the week to Sunday 11 October. The duckling has been chasing it since Monday.

No. 1 is 17 lengths ahead.

This week's start list

Race numbers are ranks in last week's sales, week to Sunday 11 October, and they reset every Monday. The duckling starts behind No. 6 and chases No. 1. It has not caught it yet.

6th in last week's sales, 133 sold

Race number 6, Lifeguard thermometer

Floats, reads 20° to 45°

“Says the water is 38°. They will make it hotter anyway.”

£9

5th in last week's sales, 187 sold

Race number 5, Swim Cap shower cap

Terry lined, one size

“Keeps a blow-dry dry. Does nothing for a bad mood.”

£11

4th in last week's sales, 241 sold

Race number 4, Tumble Turn steamers

6 shower steamers, peppermint

“For the mornings they pretend to be a morning person.”

£12

3rd in last week's sales, 298 sold

Race number 3, Deep End soak

400 g magnesium flakes, cedar

“For someone who says they are fine. This is for the bit after.”

£19

2nd in last week's sales, 356 sold

Race number 2, Lane Hog bubble bath

500 ml, fig and black pepper

“Makes enough foam to hide from a group chat.”

£14

1st in last week's sales, 412 sold

Race number 1, Photo Finish fizzers

4 fizzers, pink grapefruit

“Fizzes for 90 seconds. Longer than most resolutions.”

£16

Fill the bath, take 15% off

Pick any 3 and the water reaches the rim. They ship in one box, each with its own line on a gift card.

0 of 3 in the bath.

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