Hold on, finding my light.

Humphrey is a basset hound and a working screen actor. 23 credits in commercials, series and 1 feature, calm on set from call time to wrap. Every credit lists the hours he worked and the takes he needed.

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Proudest creditHalvard Gravy, ‘Sunday’3 h 10 min on set, 1 take

23 credits. Every take logged.

An animal actor is a professional, so the credits read like a call sheet: the job, the hours on set and the takes it needed. The gravy commercial needed 1.

Humphrey in a black bow tie on dusty rose paper, headshot for The Long Sit

2026 · Feature

The Long Sit

Dog on the porch

Held a 6-minute sit through a thunder cue.

On set
11 h 40 min
Takes
7 takes
Humphrey in a black bow tie on dusty rose paper, headshot for Halvard Gravy, SundayProudest credit

2025 · Commercial, 30 s

Halvard Gravy, ‘Sunday’

Waits for the roast

Looked at the gravy boat once. Print.

On set
3 h 10 min
Takes
1 take
Humphrey in a black bow tie on dusty rose paper, headshot for Northline Rail, Platform 4

2025 · Commercial, 60 s

Northline Rail, ‘Platform 4’

Unimpressed commuter

A train kept arriving. Not his fault.

On set
6 h 20 min
Takes
12 takes
Humphrey in a black bow tie on dusty rose paper, headshot for Quiet Hours

2024 · Series, episode 3

Quiet Hours

The neighbour’s dog

Slept on cue, twice, as written.

On set
8 h 05 min
Takes
4 takes
Earlier credits, from the call sheets
YearProductionTypeOn setTakes
2024Brightwell Pharmacy, ‘Night shift’Commercial4 h 30 min3
2024Fen RoadShort film9 h 15 min6
2023Oakum Insurance, ‘Spare room’Commercial5 h 00 min2
2023The LodgerSeries, episode 17 h 45 min5

Between takes, he waits like this.

Call time
07:30, fed by 06:45, walked by 07:10.
Longest sit
41 minutes, for a pharmacy night shift.
Hits a mark
Within 2 cm, on a sandbag or a strip of tape.
Rider
Water off camera, 1 rug, no squeaky toys on set.
Handler
Ines Valk, 14 years with screen animals, on set for every hour.

Need a calm dog by Thursday.

Fill in the job and the contract fills in with it. Sign it, and the handler calls you within the hour.

Shoot day, next week
The role
Hours on set
4 h

Contract for an animal actor

  1. Humphrey appears in your production on Thursday, role: turn to camera.
  2. He is on set for 4 hours, with a 10-minute break every hour, and the hours and takes go on his credit.
  3. Takes: as many as the shot needs. His average is 5.
  4. His handler is on set the whole time. Water off camera, 1 rug.
£220 an hour, handler included£880
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